Khamis, 25 Ogos 2011

About Women


Fine
This is the word women used to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five minutes
If she getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the games before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do It!.

Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstoodby men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statement a women can make to a man. That's okay means she want to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks / Thank You
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. But let say she said 'THANKS A LOT', that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'welcome' because it will bring on words 'whatever'.


Whatever
Is a woman's way od saying A**Hole or F*** YOU!.

Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous or killer statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. So when the man asking ' What's wrong?'' Later the woman response 'nothing'.


Ps: Is it true? I don't know dude but be aware...haha